I took the plunge the other week, and entered a quip online. I thought I had a good chance. One of the finalists had the same idea that I did, with different wording.
Here’s my non-finalist caption to the cartoon of the angel flying into heaven clutching a hibachi, with golf clubs on his shoulder, and a second angel says to a third:
“I see the guys from Scarsdale are still allowed to take it with them.”
Go here to vote for one of the finalists. It’s a weekly contest—so I’ve got other chances for New Yorker fame.